November 16, 2014I never thought 'Simon Says' looked good, but I'll give anything with Crispin Glover a chance. That said, 'Simon Says' was not good, and I thought Glover was pretty funny in it. Glover played twins, Simon and Stanley, and spent most of the movie either killing teenagers or pretending he didn't know who was killing the teenagers. A group of stupid kids went camping in the woods, where they smoked pot, slept around, and made the ultimate sacrifice when a lunatic started hacking them to pieces. There were some inventive kills that were weakened by some lame CGI, like the traps Simon/Stanley set in the woods that involved countless pickaxes flying from every direction or when the stoner kid was forced to smoke the world's largest joint and then was burned alive. All in all it was a dumb movie that was easily forgettable.
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