April 13, 2014The production value of Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 seemed a little too good to be a Troma film. Fortunately the contents of the movie were just as ridiculous and stupid as everything else they do. The movie ran a little long for me, and I thought they could have taken parts of part 1 and parts of part 2 (not yet released) and made one good movie. So thanks, Quentin Tarentino, for suggesting Return to Nuke 'Em High be split into two movies. Oh well, this is what we get, so let's at least be grateful for something. When the Nuke 'Em High Glee Club eats the special cafeteria tacos and turns into hideous mutants called The Cretins, it is up to a couple girls to try to figure out a cure. Unfortunately the mutations start spreading to other people and Tromaville once again becomes home to a cornucopia of freaks. The best part of the whole film, in my opinion, was a song by a band called RapeDoor, where they kept repeating, "This is the last song I'll ever write/gonna kill myself tonight," while our two leading ladies danced and made out with each other. There was plenty of blood and guts and ooze and goo and gore to go around, so if you're in the mood for all that, check this one out.
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